Daughter's Friend: You know how I have a lot of security at my house right?
Daughter: Why?
DF (with whips head around with a puzzled look): What?
Daughter: Why?
DF: No, just say, "Yes."
Daughter: What?
DF: Just SAY, "Yes!"
Daughter (with odd look on her face): Um, yes?
DF: It's because I'm afraid a lot.
Don't ask me why but I was waiting for some kind of punch line there.
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Future Pilot: Where is God?
Daughter: He's in heaven.
FP: Yes but HOW do you get there?
Daughter: You have to be saved.
FP: No, you fly. How far is heaven?
Me: It's very very far away. Too far to fly.
FP: Jesus shouldn't fly then. It's dangerous.
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Too funny. Kids crack me up. From my backseat tonight - Blythe: I don't want to play Mama anymore. Friend Jayden: Fine. I'm a teenager then. Me: ??? Tell your sweet daughter Happy Birthday from the blogosphere!
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